Pret-ty, pret-ty good.

Oh great. We have banana bread.

Nov 6

alexandra-ewing:

my-sugalumps / estherdbrown / yourfavoriteredhead




Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?Once again they forgot about JWere you ever called “homo” ‘cause at school you took drama?Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?Tears of a rapper I’m cryin’ tears of a rapper




EW gave their album a C+ largely on the basis they thought this song wasn’t as funny as “I’m On A Boat.”
Another reason for me to say fuck you, Entertainment Weekly.

!!!!!

alexandra-ewing:

my-sugalumps / estherdbrown / yourfavoriteredhead

Have you ever been told that your ass is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again they forgot about J
Were you ever called “homo” ‘cause at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

Tears of a rapper
I’m cryin’ tears of a rapper

EW gave their album a C+ largely on the basis they thought this song wasn’t as funny as “I’m On A Boat.”

Another reason for me to say fuck you, Entertainment Weekly.

!!!!!


thedailywhat:

Venn Diagram of the Day: “Vin Dieselgram” by J. Thornburg.
[via.]

thedailywhat:

Venn Diagram of the Day:Vin Dieselgram” by J. Thornburg.

[via.]


Nov 5
Was that his real name?

Was that his real name?


How I know the Yankees Won:

BECAUSE EVERYONE SCREAMING AND HONKING OUTSIDE NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.


Nov 4

Ohh.

And fall/winter rules.


Another thing:

The Trader Joe’s Trek Mix bars are super salty. And I didn’t even buy the “tangy-salty” ones.


I'm always hungry.

I’m always hungry.


alexandra-ewing:

I know I’ve posted this before, but it never stops being an accurate send-up of the 80’s.

I know you’ve posted this before, but it never stops being fantastic.


I thought I was stepping over a puddle...

But it was actually the product of a little boy puking up Schweppes.


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