she’s everything you want
she’s everything you need
- Flight attendant: We apologize for the delay in take off, but we will start our entertainment system early by showing you a television program called "PARKS AND RECREATION," thank you.
This ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ sketch. Watch it.
As Pete Holmes would say, “laser accuracy.”
(by comedycentral)
people are trying to buy carpets from me
I’m jealous of how funny and well-written this sketch is
I relate to this sketch 100%. This sketch is making fun of me and my friends.
This sketch is too good. I am afraid of how good it is. I fear it like a god.
YEP
Tryin’ not to be apologetic but you’re s’posed to be ‘pologetic-but-trying-to-be-less-‘pologetic-without-ever-actually-gettin’-there
Also
“I just drew a picture of a house on the first page and ate the rest.”
![[…] around the 11 minute mark, Macaluso calls one classmate a “fuckin’ faggot” and “fuckin’ retard.” After interrupting the class for nearly 20 minutes, security finally arrives. In the epilogue, Macaluso claims he was handcuffed and taken to Beth Israel Hospital against his will. Macaluso told NYU Local that he was just acting as part of an experimental film: “I would say it’s an experiment in existentialism,” he said.
Calling someone a faggot or retard isn’t freedom of speech or revolutionary or existential it’s hateful and ableist.
As for his justifiably irritated classmates, he is adamant that the whole experiment was a worthwhile endeavor and not a living breathing example of why people hate film majors. “If one of the students was offended by something the character I was playing said, then absolutely [I’d apologize],” he told NYU Local. “This project was intended to be an artistic expression. That’s what I go to school for.”
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[…] around the 11 minute mark, Macaluso calls one classmate a “fuckin’ faggot” and “fuckin’ retard.” After interrupting the class for nearly 20 minutes, security finally arrives. In the epilogue, Macaluso claims he was handcuffed and taken to Beth Israel Hospital against his will. Macaluso told NYU Local that he was just acting as part of an experimental film: “I would say it’s an experiment in existentialism,” he said.
Calling someone a faggot or retard isn’t freedom of speech or revolutionary or existential it’s hateful and ableist.
As for his justifiably irritated classmates, he is adamant that the whole experiment was a worthwhile endeavor and not a living breathing example of why people hate film majors. “If one of the students was offended by something the character I was playing said, then absolutely [I’d apologize],” he told NYU Local. “This project was intended to be an artistic expression. That’s what I go to school for.”
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