January 2012
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Live From Tokyo
YO
Jan 22nd
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Me: Larry David keeps a notebook with him at all times in case he thinks of an idea.
Dad: I could have told him some of those ideas.
Jan 21st
Let's dedicate 72 minutes of silence to megaupload
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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True romance
She said, “he’s smitten with your logging.”
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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Also, if I may add -
I am completely beside myself (i.e. MUTE) when the whole back line enters a scene. Some things just weren’t meant for these 101 eyes to see yet.
Jan 17th
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On the Jams
At UCB, Monday-night jams and Wednesday-night jams are different. Monday night feels like I’m with a famous person in my family - a famous person who might even bring over a few other famous people. I’m sort of comfortable around them because they’re technically family, but I also haven’t seen them for a while, and don’t really know what they’re up to....
Jan 17th
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Should War Horse win?
thenewhotness: Neigh.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 9th
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“Rather than feeling pressured by all of this success, however,...”
– On Dan Wilson, singer/songwriter for Semisonic
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 6th
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Watch the season 7 premiere of Cash Cab tonight at 6pm on the Discovery Channel! Then hold up a magnifying glass during the credits.
Jan 5th
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Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →
synecdoche: thecranium: anniehinton: Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth.  “Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a...
Jan 3rd
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I never knew how much I longed for you until yesterday three fortnights alone you were always so beautiful Pizza.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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My summary of 'Hugo'
loosenewleaves: An orphan living in a train station attempts to connect with his dead father and is instead treated to a two-hour biography on filmmaker George Melies.  EXACTLY. 
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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how did all the evil land in just one person
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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application over sent done where’s that music coming from oh it’s not music mom’s making curry
Dec 29th
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“It’s a bearskin rug. You can tell because it’s in the shape of the bear that the...”
– —George Foreman (via loosenewleaves)
Dec 29th
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Improv Rules to Live by:
“Listen, say yes, live in the moment, make sure you play with people who have your back, make big choices early and often. Don’t start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane. Start the scene having already jumped. If you are scared, look into your partner’s eyes. You will feel better.”  - Amy Poehler
Dec 28th
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mom made dhokla turned leftover dhokla into curry turned leftover curry into sandwiches
Dec 28th
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RYAN NORTH DOES ADVENTURE TIME →
Dinosaur Comics + Adventure Time? Frederator Studios’ wiggly Cartoon Network hit Adventure Time is coming to comics this February with a new ongoing series from Boom! Studios’ all-ages Kaboom! imprint. Written by Dinosaur Comics creator Ryan North, with art by Shelli Paroline (MICE, Muppet Snow White), Braden Lamb and covers by Paroline and others, the new book adapts the animated...
Dec 28th
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aunt made curry turned leftover curry into sandwiches turned leftover sandwiches into curry
Dec 28th
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can’t tell if essay is meaningful or it’s just “explosions in the sky” on itunes
Dec 28th
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Mom: You didn't tell me you had a coffee maker.
Me: Why would I mention that? That's like telling you I have chairs.
Mom: You have chairs?
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Needless to say
["Elf" is on television]
Mom: Oh, Alf?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“[He] needs to be lit on fire.”
– Alex, re: someone on the internet
Dec 27th
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Dad: Where is your improv class?
Me: Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater.
Mom: A GAY THEATER?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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is there anything to be gained by responding to a long post with “tl;dr?”
Dec 26th
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Dad: Why didn't you take the job?
Cousin: I can't be a field engineer, it would take over my life.
Dad: Why do you need a life now?
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dad: Have a fig. You'll do poop.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Family Feud with Steve Harvey
Dad: Is this only for black contestants?
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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My dad puts the “miles” in “smiles”
Dec 23rd
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Listen“Going Down,” Bruce Springsteen
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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