January 2012
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Live From Tokyo
YO
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Me: Larry David keeps a notebook with him at all times in case he thinks of an idea.
Dad: I could have told him some of those ideas.
Let's dedicate 72 minutes of silence to megaupload
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True romance
She said, “he’s smitten with your logging.”
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Also, if I may add -
I am completely beside myself (i.e. MUTE) when the whole back line enters a scene. Some things just weren’t meant for these 101 eyes to see yet.
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On the Jams
At UCB, Monday-night jams and Wednesday-night jams are different.
Monday night feels like I’m with a famous person in my family - a famous person who might even bring over a few other famous people. I’m sort of comfortable around them because they’re technically family, but I also haven’t seen them for a while, and don’t really know what they’re up to....
Should War Horse win?
thenewhotness:
Neigh.
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Rather than feeling pressured by all of this success, however,...
– On Dan Wilson, singer/songwriter for Semisonic
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Watch the season 7 premiere of Cash Cab tonight at 6pm on the Discovery Channel! Then hold up a magnifying glass during the credits.
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Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women →
synecdoche:
thecranium:
anniehinton:
Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth.
“Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a...
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I never knew how much I longed for you
until yesterday
three fortnights alone
you were always so beautiful
Pizza.
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My summary of 'Hugo'
loosenewleaves:
An orphan living in a train station attempts to connect with his dead father and is instead treated to a two-hour biography on filmmaker George Melies.
EXACTLY.
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December 2011
67 posts
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how did all the evil
land in just one person
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application over
sent
done
where’s that music coming from
oh it’s not music
mom’s making curry
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It’s a bearskin rug. You can tell because it’s in the shape of the bear that the...
– —George Foreman (via loosenewleaves)
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Improv Rules to Live by:
“Listen, say yes, live in the moment, make sure you play with people who have your back, make big choices early and often. Don’t start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane. Start the scene having already jumped. If you are scared, look into your partner’s eyes. You will feel better.” - Amy Poehler
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mom made dhokla
turned leftover dhokla into curry
turned leftover curry into sandwiches
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RYAN NORTH DOES ADVENTURE TIME →
Dinosaur Comics + Adventure Time?
Frederator Studios’ wiggly Cartoon Network hit Adventure Time is coming to comics this February with a new ongoing series from Boom! Studios’ all-ages Kaboom! imprint. Written by Dinosaur Comics creator Ryan North, with art by Shelli Paroline (MICE, Muppet Snow White), Braden Lamb and covers by Paroline and others, the new book adapts the animated...
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aunt made curry
turned leftover curry into sandwiches
turned leftover sandwiches into curry
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can’t tell if essay is meaningful
or it’s just “explosions in the sky” on itunes
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Mom: You didn't tell me you had a coffee maker.
Me: Why would I mention that? That's like telling you I have chairs.
Mom: You have chairs?
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Needless to say
["Elf" is on television]
Mom: Oh, Alf?
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[He] needs to be lit on fire.
– Alex, re: someone on the internet
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Dad: Where is your improv class?
Me: Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater.
Mom: A GAY THEATER?
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is there anything
to be gained
by responding
to a long post
with
“tl;dr?”
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Dad: Why didn't you take the job?
Cousin: I can't be a field engineer, it would take over my life.
Dad: Why do you need a life now?
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Dad: Have a fig. You'll do poop.
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Family Feud with Steve Harvey
Dad: Is this only for black contestants?
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My dad puts the “miles” in “smiles”
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