December 2008
46 posts
Anyone have any books to lend/recommend today?
I leave tomorrow, and my dad goes to sleep SUPER EARLY. And snores. And I need to make my eyes want to close.
I hate exhausting all my tv in concentrated periods of time. I’m almost done HIMYM season 4, there are no new Desperate Housewives for a while, and it seems like ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS ON REAL TELEVISION.
It seems all I really want lately is to grab a pillow, watch NPH, eat, and maybe read.
(AND TO TOP IT OFF, the last episode of Futurama is the only thing I’ve found on TV...
I'm watching "Back To The Future" now.
alexewing:
spacejam:
robyn-sparkles:
(via spacejam)
Lucky. Your first time?
YUP. And it was GREAT.
I will never know something as well as I know Back to the Future. Congratulations on your viewing!
Thanks, bro.
I'm watching "Back To The Future" now.
robyn-sparkles:
(via spacejam)
Lucky. Your first time?
YUP. And it was GREAT.
No. →
I'm watching "Back To The Future" now.
Good Gob! →
Dear Kids,...
robyn-sparkles:
spacejam:
Dear Kids That Live In My Neighborhood,
Egging my house on Christmas Eve was hilarious (egg-nog reference, anyone?), but you made me (and my father) clean RANCID, PUTRID, RAW EGG that has been ACCUMULATING for MONTHS on my deck. And you made me miss the first part of the Top Chef Holiday Special, which I have been looking forward to for a LONG TIME.
You also...
Dear Kids,...
Dear Kids That Live In My Neighborhood,
Egging my house on Christmas Eve was hilarious (egg-nog reference, anyone?), but you made me (and my father) clean RANCID, PUTRID, RAW EGG that has been ACCUMULATING for MONTHS on my deck. And you made me miss the first part of the Top Chef Holiday Special, which I have been looking forward to for a LONG TIME.
You also made me have to jump, turn off...
Don’t try making diabetic peanut butter oatmeal cookies unless you understand how to work with your sugar substitute of choice.
BLECH—disgusting.
alexewing:
forthebooks:
imitationissuicide:
...
Was digging in the archives of my online presence...
Rekha: Mmmmmm.
Alex: Who would have thought Spencer [from the Zack Files] would clean up so good?
Rekha: Who would have thought Spencer would clean up at all?
Alex: I saw Life with Derek the other day. He was weaing a leather jacket and he looked so good.
Rekha: Do you like that show? Doesn't he look so good?
Alex: I didn't think he'd look good in a leather jacket, but he does. He's so attractive.
Rekha: He'd look good in anything.
Alex: Yesterday in the episode they did a project on Shakespeare and I kept thinking, "I wish he'd wear tights." He'd look good in tights.
Rekha: He'd look good in NOTHING.
Um yes.
Funny, because when I read this, I was watching ICarly (*sad*), and paying particular attention to her older brother, who is also named Spencer. Because he's good-looking. And I naw you naw what I mean.
Twilight: The Abridged Script →
alexewing:
kzhang:
robyn-sparkles:
Hilarious. And very accurate.
“PETER FACINELLI The family that slays together, stays together.”
“PETER FACINELLI
Kristen’s been bitten! She’ll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can’t do it for some reason or another.”
This movie, while leading to the success of my facebook Vampire Night event, led to the destruction of my...
Google —> The Lonely Island —> Extras —> Quickies —> Oops Oh My
Professor Jim: Does anyone have a pad?
Man Tries to Pay Bill With Picture of Spider
branduponthebrain:
abudak:
I assume some of you have seen this before, but still, it’s too good not to share:
Man tries to pay bill with picture of spider
I’m… happy.
Edward and Bella on Skype
EDWARD
11: 40 PM
do you know just how much i love you
BELLA
11: 40 PM
and not feed it blood
ED
11: 40 PM
can you possibly FATHOM
BELLS
11: 40 PM
or name it renesmee
BELLS
11: 41 PM
edward, do you know how much I love YOU
11: 41 PM
ED
what's a tree to a forest
11: 41 PM
BELLS
oh your'e so handsome
11: 41 PM
BELLS
kiss me
BELLS
11: 41 PM
i love you more than a sun can set
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
11: 41 PM
and then we engulfed in a long passionate kiss
11: 41 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
i felt his cool lips press against my teeth
11: 41 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
as i squirmed
11: 41 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
my stupid braces!
11: 41 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
they always ruin everything!
BELLS
11: 41 PM
our souls touched and the hunger in me grew like the bulge in his pantaloons
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
11: 41 PM
he laughed and brushed a lock of hair from my nose
11: 41 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
and said
11: 41 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
it'll be alright
11: 42 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
and even though i didn't know what he meant
11: 42 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
i still believed him
11: 42 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
because our love was that powerful
11: 42 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
and when his hands locked with my hands
...
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
11: 42 PM
that's when the angels sang
11: 42 PM
...
ED
i jizzed in my pants, bella
11: 43 PM
ED
i'll never forigve myself
11: 43 PM
BELLS
oh edward, you know i'll always love you
11: 43 PM
ED PRETENDING TO BE BELLS
and the hole in my heart disappeared like the autumn rain during winter
BELLS
11: 43 PM
oh edward
...
BELLS
11: 43 PM
i will never know a song as beautiful as your voice
11: 43 PM
BELLS
i hate my voice
ED
11: 43 PM
and i will never know a song as beautiful as your voice
BELLS
11: 44 PM
i hate talking to you ,because my voice must make you so sad
ED
11: 44 PM
*brushes a lock of your hair*
11: 44 PM
ED
oh bella
11: 44 PM
ED
*isabella marie swan
11: 44 PM
ED
when will you ever learn
11: 44 PM
ED
that it is i who should be so priveleged as to smell your toenails
11: 44 PM
ED
to even get a lock of your hair
11: 44 PM
ED
because your sweet scent
11: 44 PM
ED
your sweet sweet bloody scent
11: 44 PM
ED
cannot compare to anything
11: 45 PM
ED
which is why i'm particularly interested in period sex
BELLS
11: 45 PM
oh edward, your eyes make me so aroused, but i am so useless. i want to corrupt you edward, and i know it is wrong, but i would give anything but to touch you in the places i dream of. if only you could read my mind! i am but a fool to think anyone as perfect as you could love me. i am so plain.
11: 45 PM
BELLS
*touches his face*
11: 46 PM
BELLS
your skin, so luminescent, like an elephant tusk.
11: 46 PM
BELLS
but so cold, like first snow.
ED
11: 46 PM
and yours, bella, so smooth, like sanded wood
BELLS
11: 46 PM
oh but edward, i would love to sand your wood.
11: 46 PM
BELLS
i know it is wrong!
11: 46 PM
BELLS
but i want you, so carnally.
ED
11: 47 PM
and i you, be---
11: 47 PM
ED
ahhhhhhal;dsfkjsgfh!!!!
11: 47 PM
ED
i have to go
11: 47 PM
ED
i have to control these urges
11: 47 PM
ED
i cannot be around you anymore
11: 47 PM
ED
no
BELLS
11: 47 PM
NO
ED
11: 47 PM
i won't let myself do that again
BELLS
11: 47 PM
NO EDWARD
ED
11: 47 PM
i can't
BELLS
11: 47 PM
please do not leave me
ED
11: 47 PM
even if i wanted to
11: 47 PM
ED
i can't
BELLS
11: 47 PM
oh thank you edward
ED
11: 47 PM
you're just
11: 47 PM
ED
so
BELLS
11: 47 PM
i would die without you
ED
11: 47 PM
nice
BELLS
11: 47 PM
i would throw myself into a trash compactor
11: 47 PM
i would swallow razor blades
11: 48 PM
i would sit at home, moping, eating sandwiches with jacob
ED
11: 48 PM
don't mention him!!!!!
BELLS
11: 48 PM
and even he could not rectify my predicament
ED
11: 48 PM
that DOG
BELLS
11: 48 PM
edward please!
11: 48 PM
be reasonable, he is my friend!
ED
11: 48 PM
he's no friend,bella
11: 48 PM
you don't understand
BELLS
11: 48 PM
your childish arguments are so childish
ED
11: 48 PM
*puts my finger in your mouth*
11: 48 PM
shh
11: 49 PM
can you pelase
11: 49 PM
*please
11: 49 PM
PLEASE
BELLS
11: 49 PM
*mumbles with finger in mouth*
I had a dream that I needed hemoglobin, and had to undergo surgery. I was scared.