February 2009
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January 2009
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Agree/Disagree: Dakota Fanning is definitely still... →
Mr. Harvard Freshman 2012 Contest →
robyn-sparkles:
kzhang:
Liinus Hietaniemi: If asked to perform a talent in front of 100 girls, what would it be? Serenade them Enrique Iglesias, Hero with my guitar.
Michael O’Leary: If you could be a superhero what would you be and what powers would you possess? I would be your hero baby. I would kiss away the pain.
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Things I didn’t know until now: 1. Enrique Iglesias is a superhero 2....
alexewing:
spacejam:
kzhang:
spacejam:
kzhang:
When I woke up I wanted to vomit.
Ew! I’m going to fill in the blanks to this with:
a) the most reasonable answers
b) the most fun answers
Give me the initials to the names for a & b.
That was part A, then.
Part B:
MW’s the friend, JA’s the decently good friend, and you’re the ex!
My part B: KM is the friend, MA is the...
Okay, following that train of guesses and initials...
kzhang:
Who the fuck is MW?
And is the I you, reks?
No, the I is obviously not a correct answer, but it represented a one someone who might have been an ex, or might have been an ex-es, or might have been an excess. Just think.
And MW is someone you disliked in middle school.
And I’m basically right about everything.
alexewing:
spacejam:
alexewing:
spacejam:
kzhang:
I had this dream a night ago where my friends encouraged me and a decently good friend of mine to hook up. Halfway through the dream that friend turned into an ex-significant other of another friend of mine and that ex is disgusting.
When I woke up I wanted to vomit.
Ew! I’m going to fill in the blanks to this with:
a) the most...
kzhang:
spacejam:
kzhang:
When I woke up I wanted to vomit.
Ew! I’m going to fill in the blanks to this with:
a) the most reasonable answers
b) the most fun answers
Give me the initials to the names for a & b.
That was part A, then.
Part B:
MW’s the friend, JA’s the decently good friend, and you’re the ex!
alexewing:
spacejam:
kzhang:
I had this dream a night ago where my friends encouraged me and a decently good friend of mine to hook up. Halfway through the dream that friend turned into an ex-significant other of another friend of mine and that ex is disgusting.
When I woke up I wanted to vomit.
Ew! I’m going to fill in the blanks to this with:
a) the most reasonable answers
b) the...
kzhang:
I had this dream a night ago where my friends encouraged me and a decently good friend of mine to hook up. Halfway through the dream that friend turned into an ex-significant other of another friend of mine and that ex is disgusting.
When I woke up I wanted to vomit.
Ew! I’m going to fill in the blanks to this with:
a) the most reasonable answers
b) the most fun answers
Internship duties include:
-buying feathers for Abby Kadabby’s hair
-buying baskets for Abby Kadabby’s tricycle
-buying buttons for Elmo’s cufflinks
-insiding-out Elmo’s cufflinks
-buying rubber tubing for Muppet ipod headphones
Regular duties include:
-eat cake
-think about eating cake
That video is from what’s probably my FAVORITE episode of the [British] Office.
Texts between me and a friend
Yi (12 53 am): Lmmve u itr fukhn cold nutpgde
Me (12 54 am): Are you drunk?
Yi (12 58 am): Cnmpletjy in lnve wit andey
Me (12 59 am): Go sober up.
Yi (12 59 am): Fubk u
(via kzhang)
AHA! I was right! She called me late last night and I was just like... the only explanation is that you're ACTUALLY crazy or you're drunk.
Today, I am 20!
alexewing:
Good-bye, teenage years.
HAPPY BIRFDAY.
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Cool.
I hate when teachers on TV are cool and “revolutionary” because they sit on desks and give watery examples of complex concepts.
Ex:
Teach’: “Welcome to chemistry class.”
*”CHEMISTRY” is written on the board. Usually, the teacher may underline it at this point.*
Teach’: “This? *holds up textbook* Forget it. *throws it on ground*”
...
Dad (holding new phone): See, if you order the free upgrade online, you get cute phones.
Me: Did you just say "cute" phones?
Dad: Yeahyougetnice phones.
Watchalexewing:
And just a little more proof Vinnie sucks.
Goodnight, folks!
This show gets more attractive by the season.
I really don’t know why I’m such a nervous driver, but I am pinpointing it as either a cause or an effect of a greater, overall problem.
Bah! Or maybe I’m just so sour because I parked crookedly in the garage. Screw garages.