December 2011
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Dec 30th
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application over sent done where’s that music coming from oh it’s not music mom’s making curry
Dec 29th
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“It’s a bearskin rug. You can tell because it’s in the shape of the bear that the...”
– —George Foreman (via loosenewleaves)
Dec 29th
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Improv Rules to Live by:
“Listen, say yes, live in the moment, make sure you play with people who have your back, make big choices early and often. Don’t start a scene where two people are talking about jumping out of a plane. Start the scene having already jumped. If you are scared, look into your partner’s eyes. You will feel better.”  - Amy Poehler
Dec 28th
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mom made dhokla turned leftover dhokla into curry turned leftover curry into sandwiches
Dec 28th
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RYAN NORTH DOES ADVENTURE TIME →
Dinosaur Comics + Adventure Time? Frederator Studios’ wiggly Cartoon Network hit Adventure Time is coming to comics this February with a new ongoing series from Boom! Studios’ all-ages Kaboom! imprint. Written by Dinosaur Comics creator Ryan North, with art by Shelli Paroline (MICE, Muppet Snow White), Braden Lamb and covers by Paroline and others, the new book adapts the animated...
Dec 28th
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aunt made curry turned leftover curry into sandwiches turned leftover sandwiches into curry
Dec 28th
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can’t tell if essay is meaningful or it’s just “explosions in the sky” on itunes
Dec 28th
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Mom: You didn't tell me you had a coffee maker.
Me: Why would I mention that? That's like telling you I have chairs.
Mom: You have chairs?
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Needless to say
["Elf" is on television]
Mom: Oh, Alf?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“[He] needs to be lit on fire.”
– Alex, re: someone on the internet
Dec 27th
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Dad: Where is your improv class?
Me: Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater.
Mom: A GAY THEATER?
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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is there anything to be gained by responding to a long post with “tl;dr?”
Dec 26th
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Dad: Why didn't you take the job?
Cousin: I can't be a field engineer, it would take over my life.
Dad: Why do you need a life now?
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dad: Have a fig. You'll do poop.
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Family Feud with Steve Harvey
Dad: Is this only for black contestants?
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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My dad puts the “miles” in “smiles”
Dec 23rd
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Listen“Going Down,” Bruce Springsteen
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“One of the most popular articles of the year (and certainly one of the...”
– Why I Resigned from The Good Men Project | Hugo Schwyzer (via golden-notebook)
Dec 22nd
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dear kathy,
i tried to figure out what kaitlin unliked or why she unliked something that was somehow related to you i did this for TEN MINUTES and i blame you for it. moral: nothing. -etc
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“James Franco’s tired James Dean act got an NYU professor booted from the school...”
– NYU professor claims school fired him for giving James Franco a “D” - NYPOST.com I think a lot of people could get Master’s degrees if they didn’t have to show up to class and the school fired anyone that gave them less-than-stellar grades. (via shorterexcerpts) FRANCO-FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT. (via...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Q: ANTONIA THOMAS IS LEAVING MISFITS?
A (circa season 2): WHAT?  A (circa season 3): Ah.
Dec 19th
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I have a Twitter! [insert Phil Collins / follow joke]
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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EXTREME SHEEP HERDING, courtesy of my dad’s chain mail.* *If he weren’t my dad, I’m positive we’d still be friends.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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WARNING
Reese’s Puffs definitely expire.
Dec 17th
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Mom: I was making curry and I thought of you.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dear Misfits, Thank you. See enclosed glitter as a token of awesome. Sincerely, Me
Dec 15th
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Hugo And The Artist Lead 2012 Critics’ Choice... →
I didn’t like Hugo. It had all the elements. So, theoretically, it should have worked. But it didn’t. For instance, you had the heartfelt sentiment of a lonely, fatherless child, paired with the occasional laugh at an awkward train station attendant. This should have made for bittersweet-times! But that wasn’t the case. Instead, it was tonally inconsistent, ranging from serious...
Dec 13th
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People-pleasing for eight hours gets exhausting.
Dec 13th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dear Misfits, Even though your next episode looks like it could be the best of the season, you’ve done wrong. So much wrong. Get your shit together, decide who Rudy is*, stop trying to make sex a plot, and take this Curtis thing to some crazy-cool level. Bye. *is he GROSS or SCUM?
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Boss: It's nice and warm in here.
Dec 7th