OKCupid reminds me of scientology, because no matter how much you try, your profile will always have another level to complete. Unless you’re willing to donate cash and meet a bunch of people you hate, first.
That moment where Alex and I simultaneously criticized Freddie on Skins S03E01 for giving a speech on the first day of school.
"So Alex said you spoiled Frasier for yourself? Even though it ended 8 years ago?"
— Kathy
"Amazing Race is supposed to be fun and good! I’m not on Big Brother again. I just want to be on Big Brother again!"
—
Rachel.
Honestly, I cannot remember loathing someone as much as I loathe Rachel, but she is great entertainment. Her fiancé is both a lunatic and a saint to be able to put up with her.
(ETA: Thirty seconds after this: “It sucks that all those people who hate us and make fun of us are gonna win.” WELCOME TO THE GAME, RACHEL. “Duh” does not suffice here.
ETA II: OH GOD THERE IS MORE. Arriving at the mat, I can only assume she means to say “Buongiorno” because they are in Italy, but she greets Phil with “DiGiorno.” How is she a person who exists in real life? She meant to say hello and she named an American oven pizza. She meant to say hello and she named an American oven pizza. I can’t. I can’t.)
I think “She Meant to Say Hello and She Named an American Oven Pizza” is the tagline to some ABC Family Original Movie.
(Source: alexandra-ewing)
Relevant Friendships
- Alex: ... if you change your name to Rekha Catdog I'm sure people will still misspell it
In some distant world in the future, will it be possible to communicate with your friend entirely through Sherlock fan fiction?
"[Sherlock] is your Asbergery type."
— Alex, re: Sherlock in Sherlock
wait
I follow the Misfits tag
and overwhelmingly
people thought s03e02 was positive?
*SPOILER ALERT*
THAT IS FALSE:
why didn’t they turn in the rapist coach to the police? why does emma want anything to do with curtis (he lied so he could have sex with her)? why does curtis become a man to save himself? what was this episode about can someone TELL ME WHAT THIS EPISODE WAS ABOUT. why did curtis have to join this league? he can’t run by himself? he already didn’t want to be trained, so he could have just ran by himself? why did rudy do that WHY did RUDY DO THAT? why is mel crazy when she says it’s hard to be a woman? why do the writers try to comedically punctuate her speech (pun NOT INTENDED) with her period? why is it supposed to be meaningful when curtis says the same thing mel JUST SAID? why did curtis leave emma in the car to wake up after the assault? why doesn’t emma care more about what happened? why is everyone flat where is the interaction why did they take the kelly out of kelly AND WHY, WHY, WHY DIDN’T THEY TURN IN THE RAPIST COACH?
